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It’s February—still nine months away from Election Day—and I’ve already started unfollowing people on Facebook.
I should back up.
A few weeks ago, I had myself a bit of a moment and I unfriended more than 600 people on Facebook. Not unfollowed. Unfriended.
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I learned a new word this morning.
pedant: a person who annoys other people by correcting small errors and giving too much attention to minor details
Oh.
You mean, my openly hostile response to the disappearance of the Oxford comma isn’t charming? My habit of editing billboards aloud on road trips isn’t adorable? My propensity to rearrange sentences beyond all reason to avoid ending them with a preposition isn’t brave and pure?